Cirque de Risque

Full Name: Maxamillion Celsius, the "MC"..at your service. But you can call me "Max", you lucky devil

Turn-ons: Interacting with a team of like-minded creative-types, witnessing an audience being transformed by the feast before them, and watching seven Lucky Devil girlies shake their stuff..oh, and big butts!

Turn-offs: Dishonest, thieving, disrespectful, wimpy sycophants; censorship; people who can't take a joke; and anyone who stopped reading after the word "sycophants".

Favorite Color: Ruby and Scarlett..and, oh, the color Peach makes me swell as well.

Favorite Cocktail: Dante's Inferno (a flaming Bloody Mary with a dash of Saucy Lola Caliente hot sauce and a drop of Scarlett Fever's cayenne Habanero tincture) and Absinthe.

Burlesque Specialties: Master of Ceremonies, crooning, juggling, filling the time in between titty twirling, graphic design, artistic suggestion, and in-human levels of restraint.

The music in my CD player right now: Tom Waits (Small Change), Outkast (The Love Below), Dark Side of the Moon (while watching The Wizard of Oz), The Asylum Street Spankers (Spankers Madness), & anything by They Might Be Giants.

Authors I adore: Tim Powers, Douglas Adams, Al Frankin, Bridget and Marti McKenna, Lorelei Shannon, Gordon Gross, and Poppy Z. Brite.

Top 5 bands/musicians I’d most like to spend "quality" time with: Tom Waits, Circus Contraption, The Asylum Street Spankers, Jill Scott, and Candy Kane.

I love the Lucky Devil Girly Show because: well..what do YOU think?

Interests/Hobbies: Smokin' my tea, drawing naked mortals, trippin' the light fantastic with my favorite Lucky Devil girly, painting the weird visions in my head, whippin' someone hot in the kitchen, knockin' back a Kilt Lifter ale while wearing my Utilikilt, being a sweet sugar daddy, and making the world sexy for lucky devils everywhere!!

Full Name: Big Daddy Stage Manager

Turn-ons: Role play, Tits (or breasts... I'll call 'em whatever you like darlin'), Asses (inside and out), Honestly... Dirty, dirty things that I would rather do than talk about.

Turn-offs: Body Shame, Unisex Monoculture, Voting in the false dichotomy paradigm, pompous asses who use "big" words where simple ones suffice, people who cross the girlies.

Favorite Color: Black and Blue

Favorite Cocktail: Cocktail?! What the...?! Whiskey please and I'll thank you to throw the fucking cap away.

Burlesque Specialties: Step N Fetch, Ass Kicking.

The music in my CD player right now: White Trash Compactor is the soundtrack to my life.

Authors I adore: Sorry, I quit reading in my twenties when I realized everyone else was full of shit.

Top 5 bands/musicians I’d most like to spend "quality" time with: Why stop at 5? Read the blog for my ongoing report

I love the Lucky Devil Girly Show because: wLet me count the ways... I like to count the ways, but usually get arrested for indecent exposure right about the time I get to 21.

Interests/Hobbies: Counting the ways I love the girly show, trying to sate the insatiable Miss Chickadee LaVerne, rock n roll superstardom, living/pissing in the woods, carpentering, life.