The Bedroom Club

So, Max and I performed at The Bedroom Club in Seattle last night. It was so fuckin' fun! It's an intimate space that's super cute...much like how I want "Red Light Ruby's Kitchen and Cabaret" to be whenever we get around to opening that. Cleo Petra (the producer of Burning Hearts Burlesque) puts on the show each week and does a fabulous job. The atmosphere is sexy and fun. There are sassy stage kittens which are very pleasing to the eye and lots of hot burlesque. Max and I performed our "Candy" number and it was well-received by the audience. I had a little costume malfunction with my "Innersmile" piece...lost the happy face ass pasties...but no big deal. I highly recommend The Bedroom Club to anyone lookin' for a good time. They have a whole new show every Thursday night at the NW Actor's Studio @ 1100 E. Pike. The doors open at 9 PM and the show starts at 10 PM. It's a $10 cover or $15 for a couple (ya gotta kiss to prove it). Miss Diamond Delight performed there last week. She did her "Sugar" number and it was ooohhh la la....YUMMY! Several girlies will be performing there again on September 28th. So, cum and check us out!

xxx...Red Light Ruby

Be good for goodness sakes...

So the girlies are comming to town. Chickadee Laverne will be putting on her xxx holiday show on December 16th at the Wild Buffalo as promised. The gilie show will be performing along with Snake Suspenders and some up and comming bellingham grown talent!! Doors at 7.00 pm. Cover is 12$. We'll see ya all there...

Laguna

Rocking around your xmas tree...

Okay all you Bellinghamites (bellinghamians?): Chickadee LaVerne's XXX Holiday Show will be comming to town one night only, December 16th. The Lucky Devil Girlies and other local burlesque talent will be decking the halls of the Wild Buffalo. Doors at 8:00, show starts at 9:00. Be there or be a grinch!!

Watch for Seattle dates...

yours,

Laguna

Watch out for warts...

This guy walks into a bar carrying a frog. He sits down on an open bar stool and sets the frog down on the bar. The bartender takes one look at the man and his frog and says, "Hey buddy, you can’t bring that frog in here!" The man stands up and picks up his frog. "You don’t understand," says the man, "this is a special frog!" "what’s so special about it?" asks the bartender. "this my friend, is the worlds first ever pussy eating frog!" exclaimes the man. "well I don’t care what kind of frog it is, get it the hell off of my bar." says the bartender. So, the man is walking towards the nearest exit with his frog when the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen stops him. "excuse me," she says, "did I hear you wrong or did you say that your frog eats pussy?""Why yes, yes it does," says the man. "ok!"says the woman, "here’s what I want you to do...Come upstairs to the hotel room number seven tonight at midnight, and bring your frog. I’ll be waiting." So the guy brings the frog upstairs to room number seven at midnight. He finds the door half open. The woman says, "come in it’s unlocked.". The man and his frog find the woman laying on the bed spread eagle completely naked. "Ok," says the woman, "put that frog to work!" The guy sets the frog on the womans thigh and says, "go frog, go!" but the frog just sits there staring at him. "it’s alright, sometimes it takes him a little while to get going," the man says. "go frog, go!" he says once more, but again the frog just stares at him. The woman sighs and says, "I think you are a liar, I don’t think your frog eats pussy at all!" The man says, "wait, give it one more chance." He says, "go frog go!" but the frog just sits there motionless so the man reaches down and picks up the frog and says, "Damnit frog, this is the last time I’m going to show you how to do this!"

Its going to be a white christmas...

Watch for dates!! Chickadee LaVerne will be putting on her XXX Holiday Show agian this year. The girlies will (of course) be performing along with some of the area's finest burlesque divas. Looks to be a jolly good time...

Giggle

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister, " responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing
will."

Going down on the farm...

The Finny Farm party was this weekend and it was a blast! It was a great line up this year. Emily Herring (check her out online if you can - she rocks and she is so hot. The girlies are totally devoted to becoming her groupies!), Bare feet, WHITE TRASH COMPACTOR (sigh...), Jesus Chords (brother sandwich anyone ?), and of course your very own Lucky Devil Girly Show. We premiered a bunch of the Carnival Knowledge stuff and did some of our more classic numbers. All and all it was a day of good old fashion drinkin', dancin', and revelry. See ya all soon at the nightlight.

yours, Laguna